Friday, June 25, 2010
Mrs. Deer: "Scuse me, hunny, but do I know you? I mean, you sort of look like a deer, but you are so short and fuzzy."
Kirby: "'Scuse you, but I live here. And just so you know, for a cat, you are really weird looking. First of all, no tail to speak of. And those long skinny legs. (Thinking to self: maybe this is the new look for cats?) You don't look like any of MY relatives."
Both muttering: "Really, the whole world seems odd these days." Wanders off...